Si el cielo se cae, habrá que levantarlo

darkbloomiana:

elbiotipo:

evil and fucked up messi compilation

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apisashla:

genderfluid-dynamics:

apisashla:

Every time I go out to visit the midwest or mountain west I’m baffled as to how anyone lives in these gigantic flat plains or giant bowl valleys between mountains with no trees to speak of. It’s nature’s panopticon. You can go inside I guess but that roof can’t hide you from God like the woods can. It’s gorgeous of course but I’m going back to Mirkwood where I can think my wicked little thoughts in peace, thank you very much.

i feel the same except the complete opposite. the mountains are nice to visit but how does anyone live there? you don’t know what’s hiding in there. peace is endless flat plains, nothing but you and the angel you’re struggling with.

fascinating! enjoy the type of horror that feels like home to you and I will do the same xoxo

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ovenroastedtwerkey:

matronofthevoid:

xekstrin:

emmaubler:

high-quality-tiktoks:

The Bubble Bath!🛁The perfect romantic dessert! Who would you share this bath with?

Chocolate guy’s back at it

At first I only saw the caption and I was terrified he’d built a life sized tub

DONT SAY IT OUT LOUD HE MIGHT DO IT!

AND it’ll have a working faucet to unleash a reservoir of some kinda rosewater champagne syrup

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spaghetti-trek:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

Im sorry but the mental image of someone’s packer falling out of their pant leg is so funny to me. Hey king uh you dropped your dick

Imagine me dropping my dick and the having to look for it on all 4s like Velma searching for her glasses at the club

Joke’s on you all my posts are flops. You’ll never get me

Uh oh.

your brain is filled with eyes op

your posts are flops huh?? you know what else flops?? a dick to the ground

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official-boob-posts:

willgrahamscock:

‘I could fix him, I could make him worse’ I don’t care I’m just looking at his juicy tits

official boob post

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dollblooms:

inthetags:

reblog and put in the tags your love language(s)

im high and i saw this tag and for some reason immediately assumed the op was being kinky rather than this being, a submission, which tumblr inherently tags

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handageddon:

gaphic:

gaphic:

a small, portable data stick is called a _

flashdrive

jumpdrive

thumbdrive

other (tell us in tags!)

early discussion notes:

1: y'all ‘USB stick’ truthers are gonna have to update your worldviews for the age of USB-C, you realize

2:

calling these second-grade-reading-level terms 'fancy words’ is a pretty hard self-own dude

The differences are that the jumpdrive/thumbdrive/USB dongle goblin specifically refer to USB flash drives.

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